Reese’s Peanut Butter Hearts: Peanut buttery goodness coated in a luscious baby pink chocolate coating, delectable!
Ferrero Rocher: Little Nutella nuggets dressed in gold with a little black skirt. What’s not to love?
Sour Patch Kid Hearts: Sour and Chewy are two things that make a good candy. And even better, they’re cute little hearts.
Ghirardelli Chocolate Hearts: These are the chocolate equivalent to a committed, loving relationship we all crave. They are everything you ever wanted.
Starburst Heart-shaped Jellybeans: These morsels are the superior Valentine’s Day jelly beans! They are heart-shaped and flavored with all the Starburst flavors.
Sweetarts Conversation Hearts: The better-tasting big brother of those other little chalk hearts.
Swedish Fish Hearts: The same delicious-tasting fish just shaped like cute little hearts.
Raspberry & Creme Kit Kats: Who doesn’t love a Kit Kat? I’m not sure, but these are delicious, as usual, and pink.
Chocolate Roses: Regular flowers die in a week or two, but with these, you get to decide when they die and get a delicious chocolaty treat.
Ring Pops: If you get engaged on Valentine’s Day and he doesn’t use a ring pop to do it, SAY NO!
Fun Dip: A sugary powder that’s way too addicting, and it can turn your tongue to different colors than what you eat with another very sugary stick.
Blow Pops: What’s not to love about a blow pop? First, you get a delicious sticky sucker that cuts your mouth to shreds then you get a perfectly portioned piece of goodish gum!
Giant Hershey’s Kiss: Is it good chocolate? No. Is it easy to eat? Also, no. It’s a giant chunk of chocolate bound to hurt your stomach, but you’ll eat it anyway.
Conversation Hearts: The only reason they are this high is novelty. It is chalk in the shape of a heart with a dumb saying on it.
M&Ms Cupids Mix: Imagine a world where you are given heart-shaped M&Ms for Valentine’s Day. These are a sorry cop-out. The world would be complete if they just figured out how to make HEART SHAPED M&Ms.
Pez: Small hard candies from your favorite Valentine’s Day character mouth, Delicious!
Cordial Cherries: Wet, Juicy, Red, and chocolate-covered cherries, Ehhh.
Candy Corn: Candy corn is a traditionally unpopular autumn candy. Why would people think it would be liked during the season of love? I have no idea!
