THE PROWLER

Seamus Looney

Seamus Looney, Reporter

Senior Seamus “Big Dawg Supreme” Looney is a 2nd year veteran reporter who does the dirty work for the Prowler Staff. Looney is an active participant in many Rockbridge County Athletics and clubs and also was blessed with the honor of being the Top Cat at Rockbridge County High School. In his freetime Looney loves religious themed dancing and posing for holiday calendars. In the past year he has begun experimenting with handcrafted Peruvian woven sweaters made by old grandmas. Not to mention his handy work in solving world hunger that has yet to be pushed into action. Is there anything he can not do? Yes actually. Looney has been struggling with the recent economic crisis in Venezuela as he has significant land holdings of “farms” in the region. Please send money and help. He is going hungry. Please.

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